Oct 30

How Much Do You Love Me

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Girl: How much do u love me?
Boy: Look up at the sky.

Girl: Don’t change the subject!
Boy: Just do it!

Girl: Alright! What am I looking at?
Boy: Count how many stars there are.

Girl: Impossible.
Boy: So is explaining how much I love you …

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Oct 30

Why Do You Love A Rose

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Boy To Girl: Why d0 you love a rose, which dies in a day. But don’t love me, who dies for you everyday? Girl Replied: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Oye hoye … Dialogue!!

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Oct 30

Boys Vs. Girls

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Boys get mad easily, but usually do not show it.
Girls get sad easily and can cry like crazy! …
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Boys care about the quantity of love!.
Girls care about the quality of love …
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Boys can forget, but can not forgive.
Girls can forgive, but can not forget! …
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Boys can never reject a girl’s add friend request
But girls often reject it just to feel powerful!!
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Boys prefer the phrase “Boys vs Girls”
Girls INSIST on saying “Girls vs Boys” !! face-smile.png

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Oct 30

Mummy Ko Tum Pasand Aaye Ho

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Ladki: Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.

Ladka (sharmate huye): Kuch bhi ho main shaadi tumse he karunga,
Aunty se kehna mujhe bhool jaye.

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Oct 30

Ek Ladki Class Me Gaana Ga Rahi Thi

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Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi

O ZARA zara TOUCH ME touch me touch me!

Tabhi 1 ladka utha or lardi ko chu lia or

Bola himmat hy to aage Gaa k dikha!!’

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Oct 30

Cute Break Up

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I want to end this relationship,
i wil return you everything which you gave me!
Boy:
ok! lets start with
“Kissesâ€

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Oct 30

Male And Female Makkhi

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Girl:Kya kr rahe ho
Boy:Makhiya mar rha hu

G:Kitni mari
B:3male 2 female

G:Kese pata?

B:3 Beer bottle pe the aur 2 Phone se chipki thi

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Oct 30

Romantic Approach By A Couple

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Boy : I Love Your Eyes.

Girl : Know What Makes Them
Prettier . . . ?

…Boy : What . . . ?

Girl : Your Reflection. .

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Oct 30

Dengi Ki Virus

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BOY: TERI JUDAI ME NEEND URTI HAI CHAIN KHOTA
HAI JAAN JAATI HAI OR DIL ROTA HAI,

GIRL: DOCTOR KO DIKHA LE BETA Q K DENGI
VIRUS BHI AISE HI HOTA HAI!.

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Oct 30

Boy Got Proposal From A Rich Girl

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What Will a Guy Sing After
He Gets Proposal From A Rich Girl?

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Agar Tum Mil Jao
Kamana Chorh Denge Hum.

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