Oct 30

Mummy Ko Tum Pasand Aaye Ho

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Ladki: Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.

Ladka (sharmate huye): Kuch bhi ho main shaadi tumse he karunga,
Aunty se kehna mujhe bhool jaye.

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Oct 30

Male And Female Makkhi

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Girl:Kya kr rahe ho
Boy:Makhiya mar rha hu

G:Kitni mari
B:3male 2 female

G:Kese pata?

B:3 Beer bottle pe the aur 2 Phone se chipki thi

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Oct 30

Dengi Ki Virus

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BOY: TERI JUDAI ME NEEND URTI HAI CHAIN KHOTA
HAI JAAN JAATI HAI OR DIL ROTA HAI,

GIRL: DOCTOR KO DIKHA LE BETA Q K DENGI
VIRUS BHI AISE HI HOTA HAI!.

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Oct 30

Main Maa Ban Ne Wali Hoon

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Girl apne Boyfriend se:
Main Maa Ban ne wali hoon.
Boy: nahi..
Girl: Oye Pagal…
Tere Baap ne Mujhe Propose kiya hai..
Main teri maa ban ne wali hoon! :D

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Oct 30

Rab Se Dua Karta Hoon

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Rab se dua karta hoon ki mere
dosto ko khushiyo ka sansar mile,
Aur jo mujhe pasand nahi
karte,
Unhe apni girlfriend se
bahen jaisa pyar mile.

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Oct 30

Bhabi Kahoge Tum Apni Girl Friend Ko

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Pee Lunga Tumhare har ek Ansu
Kabhi Apni Mefhil Me Betha Kar to Dekho..
Bhabi Kahoge Tum Apni GirlFrnd ko
Kabhi Hum se Mila kar to Dekho..?

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Oct 30

Ladke Wale Ladki Ke Ghar Gaye

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Ladke wale ladki ke ghar aaye,
Or Pucha: Ladki kuch karti bhi hai?
Ladki ki Maa: Han Ji
34 Rupees me Pure 15000 SMS Karti hai
Woh bhi saare ladkon ko!

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Oct 30

Difference Between Girls of 1995 And of 2011

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GIRLZ OF 1995*
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”
GIRLZ OF 2011*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM

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Oct 30

Yeh Kamjori Hai

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Boy: Chalate Chaltre Yunhi Ruk Jata Hu mai …
Baithe Baithe kanhi kho jata hoon mai…
Kya Yahi Pyar Hai?
Girl: Nahi Veeriji, Yeh Kamjori Hai?
Tusi Chavanprash Khaya Karo … :-)

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Oct 30

Girl’s And Boy’s Status

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A Girl’s Status “I am feeling Sad” – 7135 comments
A Boy’s Status ” I am fed up, going to suicide” – 2 likes and 1 comment “dekh le yaar, ho sake to rahne de” :)

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