SMS Fun World http://www.smsfunworld.com Cool Collection of Sms & Text Messages Sun, 19 Feb 2012 11:20:04 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Income Tax And Caller Tune Me Kya Similarity Hai? http://www.smsfunworld.com/2012/02/income-tax-and-caller-tune-me-kya-similarity-hai/ http://www.smsfunworld.com/2012/02/income-tax-and-caller-tune-me-kya-similarity-hai/#comments Sun, 19 Feb 2012 11:20:04 +0000 manasi http://www.smsfunworld.com/?p=7118 Dimag Ghuma Dene Wala Question

Income Tax aur Cller Tune me kya similarity hai?

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Dono ka paisa hum bharte hai aur maza koi aur leta hai :P

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]]> http://www.smsfunworld.com/2012/02/income-tax-and-caller-tune-me-kya-similarity-hai/feed/ 0 Why Did Bill Clinton Named His New Dog Buddy? http://www.smsfunworld.com/2012/02/why-did-bill-clinton-named-his-new-dog-buddy/ http://www.smsfunworld.com/2012/02/why-did-bill-clinton-named-his-new-dog-buddy/#comments Sun, 19 Feb 2012 11:15:19 +0000 manasi http://www.smsfunworld.com/?p=7116 Q. Why did Bill Clinton name his new dog Buddy?
A. He couldn’t bear to say “Come Spot… Come Spot!”

]]> http://www.smsfunworld.com/2012/02/why-did-bill-clinton-named-his-new-dog-buddy/feed/ 0 It Is Better To Cheat Than To Repeat http://www.smsfunworld.com/2012/02/it-is-better-to-cheat-than-to-repeat/ http://www.smsfunworld.com/2012/02/it-is-better-to-cheat-than-to-repeat/#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 07:58:17 +0000 manasi http://www.smsfunworld.com/?p=7112 Teacher- It’s better to fail than to cheat

Student- Lol, no mam, it’s better to cheat than to repeat.

Ab kya kahe aaj kal ke bacche ko

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Keep smiling
one day life will get tired of upsetting you

But doing this is also very difficult

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Husband- Kabhi tumne machware ko machli pakdne k baad usse dana daalte huye dekha hai?

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Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai

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A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D

]]> http://www.smsfunworld.com/2012/02/santa-met-with-an-accident/feed/ 0 Santa And Banta Were Stuck For 48 Hours On Escalators http://www.smsfunworld.com/2012/02/santa-and-banta-were-stuck-for-48-hours-on-escalators/ http://www.smsfunworld.com/2012/02/santa-and-banta-were-stuck-for-48-hours-on-escalators/#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:14:26 +0000 manasi http://www.smsfunworld.com/?p=7101 Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

]]> http://www.smsfunworld.com/2012/02/santa-and-banta-were-stuck-for-48-hours-on-escalators/feed/ 0 My Wife Died Yesterday http://www.smsfunworld.com/2012/02/my-wife-died-yesterday/ http://www.smsfunworld.com/2012/02/my-wife-died-yesterday/#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:10:48 +0000 manasi http://www.smsfunworld.com/?p=7099 Santa – My wife died yesterday..
I’m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D

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Logon ne pathan ko bohat mara.
Jab pathan bus se utra to aik admi
ne pucha Khan sahb tum ko bus walon ne q mara?
Pathan:Maloom nahi yara ? hum ne to bas
itna bola tha ‘ustad munni badnam’ wala gana
laga do, safar acha guzre ga…!

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