Biwi ghusse me – Dekh lena tumhe narak me bhi jaga nahi milegi
Santa – Aree thik hai, waise bhi mai har jaga tere saath aana bhi nahi chahta
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Wife- Shaadi se pehle aap roz gift dete the par ab kyun nahi dete?
Husband- Kabhi tumne machware ko machli pakdne k baad usse dana daalte huye dekha hai?
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Wife: Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey?
Husband: Nahi
Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge?
Husband: Mushkil Hai
Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge?
Husband: Han! Ab itna Bhi Kafir Nahi Hn
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1 Pathan:
Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He
2 Pathan:
Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi Car Nhi He!
1st Pathan:
Abay Gadhe
BMW Ka Matlab He
Bohot Moti Wife;-)
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Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe aik
maheenay k araam k liye beautiful
foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gaay?
Husband: doosray doctor ka passs..
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A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan
Husband:What was THAT 4
Wife:I found a paper in ur pocket, with the name Jenny on it.
Husband:I played RACE last week a & Jenny was the name of my HORSE.
Wife:Sorry!
Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN!
Husband:Why?
Wife:ur Horse PHONED!
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Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main say aik hain!
Husband: dimagh k hum v DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 koN ha.
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A wife asked her husband: ?What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body??
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ?I like your sense of humor.
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A husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace
and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!
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Because that was the DEAL !!:p
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