Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botlles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.

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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

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A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.

usa

Bill : I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest.

Bill : Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.

Bill : More….More…More… Sardarji went upto 100 Feet.

Bill : So now, try to search something.

Sardarji : I got a Wire.

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Twin babies born in a SARDAR’s House.
SARDAR G could not sleep whole night continuously thinking? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Who is the father of second!

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SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis laa kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon Arsalan Shaka

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A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..A

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Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.

“Mun Me Pani Aana”

Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,

Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

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Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………

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In an African Safari, a LION suddenly bounced on Sardar’s wife. Wife- Shoot him! Shoot him! Sardar- Yes yes wait… I’m changing the battery of my camera.

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A bus fell into lake, everyone swimmed across to save their lives.

Suddenly Sardar jumps in searches for someone, when asked whom he seaching for.

Sardar said, “Sala conductor ne change nahi diya tha.”

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