Biwi ghusse me – Dekh lena tumhe narak me bhi jaga nahi milegi

Santa – Aree thik hai, waise bhi mai har jaga tere saath aana bhi nahi chahta

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Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai

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After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no.

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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

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Santa – My wife died yesterday..
I’m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.

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Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?”
Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.”
Santa whispers, “Can I have a burger & fries?”

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Banta: What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
Santa: A drunk guy is a Liability and a drunk girl is an Asset!

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1 Ladki ka mangetar marr gya, wo rote hue boli: Hey bhagwan abhi to kuch dekha bhi nhi tha

Santa bola: Abhi thodi der me nehlaynge, Dekh lena

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Santa: yar tu mirror ke samne baithkar kyun pdhta h?
Banta: iske 3 fayda hain
1. khud pe nzr bhi rhti hai
2. cmbind stdy ho jati hai
3. sath k sath rivision ho jati hai.

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