Q – Where can we find a sea without water and earth without people?
A- On the map and
Q – Which is the laziest mountain?
A – Ever-rest
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Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
But
Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
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Boy Thought For A While
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Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON’T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics
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Teacher : Dhitrastra ke 100 putra they : Pandu ke sirf 5 aisa Q?
Student : Sir, kyuki jinki aankhey hoti hai unko aur bhi kaam hote hai..
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A wife asked her husband: ?What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body??
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ?I like your sense of humor.
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WIFE , Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi
Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?
HUSBAND ,
Nahi ,
Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha,
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Lawyer: What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?
Witness: He said, Where am I, Cathy?
Lawyer: And why did that upset you?
Witness: My name is Susan.
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Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
Pati: Shahjahan jitna.
Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Pati: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der ker rahi ho.
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Boy to God – tumne girls ko itna khubsurat q banaya
God – taki tum usse pyar kar sako
B – to fir tumne use akal kam q di
G – taki wo tumse pyar kar sake
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Teacher : Tell me the perfect example of Newton’s 3rd law.
Student : Every time I open my book, my eyes close automatically…
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BV: Mujhe samajh nhi aata me paisy kahan chupaun? Jahan chupati hun hamara beta chura leta hy
Shohar: Uski Books me chupa do, hath b nhi lagaega.
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