A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!

Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

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I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid,

as it trust in and out up & down,

cant wait till nxt time my

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My toothbrush

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Height Of Double Meaning
After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Said“ Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha ;-

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girl- aj mat dalo
boy- kyo?
girl-kal tum daal k so gya.

bahut dard hua,

me puri raat maslti rahi aur

pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe lagata hai ye

-EYE DROP BEKAR HAI-

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KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
what?
huh.. dont think dirty..
Its a..
“CIGARETTE!”

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Fill in the blanks

1.BOO_S
2. _ _NDOM
3.F_ _ K
4.P_ N_S
5.PU_S_
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Ans

1.BOOKS
2.RANDOM
3.FORK
4.PANTS
5.PULSE

Dirty Mind =P

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Gandhi was Fucking kareena
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Kareena was enjoying n said: Gandhiji U r so old but u still fuck so hard.

Gandhi: Sweet heart, its not my Dick,its my Stick.!

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Song dedicating 2 u..

“Tum pass Aaye Yun Muskray,

Tm ne Na-jane Kitne Ch**pe lagay..

Ab to Mera L*N Jage Na Sota hai,

Kya Karo Haaye Kal se Khalota Hai

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Agar Aapki Aankh khubsurat hai to Aapko Dunya achi lagegi..

Lekin..

Agar Aapki G*and khubsurat hai to Aap Dunya ko ache lagoge..!

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3 chinese Bu, Su & Chu came 2 India & dey decided 2 Indianize dere names,
Bu becum Butia
Su becum Sutia
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Chu
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Haso Mat,
Chu decided 2 go back 2 China

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