Larki T-shirt pe billi ki picture ko dekh ke larka ghurne laga
Girl: kabhi billi nahi dekhi?
boy: billi to dekhi hai par doodh ki rakhwali karte PEHLI bar dekhi hai..!

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Wo kya hay jo Kabhi Patla aata hay, to Kabhi Mota?
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Aray Bhaiyya Kela…
Pata nhi kya kya sochte rehte ho

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Pehly bahon main uthana,
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Phir kiss kerna,
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Phir bed per letana,
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Pher tangain uthana,
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Uf
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Kitna
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Mushkil hay,
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Bachay ko pamper pehnana.

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Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your…

book from your bag and study.

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Remove your Shirt,
Remove your Pants too,
ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh….
Finally the suitcase is closed.

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Bubbli:

“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti thi ab 2 saal

ho gae pr koe bcha nhe”

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Anti Misba:

“Jb se Major Rohail ne Retirment le hai

wo ghar pr he rehte hai”

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In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

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Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre
se nikla aur chala gaya.
Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli
Kyu…

Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!

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Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

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