Oct 30

Solid Be Izzati

Boy To a Slim Girl:
Apni Body To Dekho
Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hoon,,

Girl:
Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Rahi Hoon
K Mere Pas dog Kun Khara Hai… ;->

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Jun 09

Human lies!,
that is normal.
lions eat grass,
that is ok.
but when a z monkey
press a mobile keyboard
that s amazing!!!
hey r u still pressing..?

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Jun 09

You are ABCD
Attractive beautiful cute dear
EFG
Excellent funny gorgeous
HIJ
Hello I am joking

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Jun 09

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

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Jun 09

Height of insult-
A girl 2 a rude son of a millionr-
if i evr wnted 2 suicide.. all i wud do is dat..i wil jump from ur ego 2 ur IQ level…

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Jun 09

“SOLID BEZATI”

Boy to slim girl: apni body to dekho jese haddiya hi haddiya ho…!¡

Girl : isliye itni dair se soch rhi hu k mere pas kutta kyun khara ha.

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Jun 09

Neem k 4 patte lo

 

2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur

 

2 ki chatni banao

 

Phir

 

chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo

 

Inshahallah

 

Kanjosi

 

K sare jaraseem mar jayenge.

 

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Jun 09

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

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Jun 09

If a gorilla catches u, what will u do?
?
?
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?
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I know u both will start playing…
Its natural when close friends meet!!

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Jun 09

Boy: Ye Larkiyan “BUS” ki trha hoti hen ek gayi to dusri aa gai

GIRL: Or ye Lrkay “RIKSHAW” ki trha hotay hen
ek ko bulaao to 3, 3 aa jatay hain.

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