Jan 26

A bus fell into lake, everyone swimmed across to save their lives.

Suddenly Sardar jumps in searches for someone, when asked whom he seaching for.

Sardar said, “Sala conductor ne change nahi diya tha.”

 

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Jan 26

Sardaron K Gaon Me Nadi Per Pull Bn Gya
Engineer: Boht Acha Ho Gya Hai

Santa : Han Ji, Pehly Dhoop Me Tair K Nadi Paar Krte Thy,
Ub Saaye Me Kren Gy…

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Jan 26

Once a Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away. Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field. Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said ” Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha…

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Jan 26

TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY …. =P =DI

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Jan 26

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

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Jan 17

Teacher says,
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Agar apna
character acha
karna chahte ho to
apni har teacher ko
maa samjho
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Student :
per miss is se hamary papa ka character kharab hoga.

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Jan 17
Ek mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale gayab jate the
sharukh gaye ……gayab
salman khan gay….. gayab
amir khan gaye …… gayab
phir malika serawat gayi ………..
bhagwan gayab

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Jan 01
Teacher : Dhitrastra ke 100 putra they : Pandu ke sirf 5 aisa Q?
Student : Sir, kyuki jinki aankhey hoti hai unko aur bhi kaam hote hai..
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Jan 01

ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH .
BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..
OR………. APP KAY HATH MAY
(MOBILE)…….
KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY…….

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Jan 01

1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta’kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..

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