Say who is guilty
Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts “Quick my husband is back.”
Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband 
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1 day a girl got a note from her bf,
bf’s note:our relationship is off could u send my pictures back?
D girl sent pile of pix of diff boys wid msg:
” I Cant RemEMbeR WAt U LuK LyK COULD U PLZ TaKE uR PICs aND ReTUrN D ResT?”
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Can i Have a pictures of yours?
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actually, The thing is that i have started a new hobby.
collecting photography of natural disasters
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once a boy was eating candies. a nearby man said: u should not eat to much candies. it is harmful to u.
boy said:uncle, do u know my grand paa is at the age of 102.
man:surely coz he would not eat too much candies!
boy:no, he always minds his own business!
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I BET u will read this twice
“This Man is Man nice Man.
Man to Man c Man some
Man 1 Man losing Man in
a Man bet Man with Man
me Man!”
Confused……
(Now Read with out Man)
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THOUGHT 4 TODAY..”A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking,bt a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed
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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
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Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
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Women are like blue jeans, They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I have to leave, I can’t find a brain.
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