Mar 27

Mareez Doctor se- Doctor sahaab mere uppar wala daant kire kha rahe the
Apne niche wala daant kyun nikal diya?

Doctor- Aare pagal niche wala pe khade ho kar kha raha tha

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Feb 27

Awesome PJ-

Apple is red banana is yellow wah wah

Apple is red banana is yellow wah wah

A.C.P daya waan be my chammak challooooo ? :p

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Feb 19

Dimag Ghuma Dene Wala Question

Income Tax aur Cller Tune me kya similarity hai?

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Dono ka paisa hum bharte hai aur maza koi aur leta hai :P

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Jan 26

Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………

 

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Jan 26

TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY …. =P =DI

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Jan 26

Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
But
Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
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Boy Thought For A While
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Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON’T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics

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Jan 26

Ami kono pagol noi j paglami korbo

R metal noi j matlami korbo

Ami chaglu…paglu r metal k

Majhkhane lotkiye shala gunto marbo

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Aug 10

Boy: You are sunshine of My Life
Without you life is Cloudy
you are in my heart like Rainy water 4 barren land

Girl: Janu! Is it proposal or weather report?

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Jul 16

Maa 16 saal ki beti ka school bag check kar rahi thi,
oha se 1 condom mila..

Maa – Sharm nhi aati ,
is umar me bag me ye rakhti ho

Beti – To kya is umar me Maa ban jau?

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Apr 02
SIX OR SEX……UTHA KE MARO TO SIX..LETAKE MARO TO SEX
BAHAR GAYA TO SIX…ANDAR GAYA TO SEX
DONO HAATH UPAR TO SIX…DONO PAIR UPAR TO SEX
ENJOY WORLD CUP
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