You’ve git a msg
A gorgeous girl sends your way
guess WHO?
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it’s me of course, your sis!
just that I’d drop you a line to say!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
hope you’re having a great day ..

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written by manasi

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

written by manasi

A TC in a train fines 400 for no ticket.

He charged 1st girl Rs 300 who was wearing sleevless

Rs 200 to 2nd who was wearing sleevles &backless

Rs100 to 3rd who ws wearing sleevless, backless and a mini skirt

He charged Rs 0 to the 4th one…

Why???

U Dirty mind…

She had the ticket!!!

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written by manasi

Yesterday whole night i was thinking abt U
Only n only U

U

U

And only U

Now I m thinking abt V
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Tonight i ll think abt W X Y & Z…!!

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written by manasi

Pehli dafa insaan jab dalta he to nervous hota hai-

Ahista se ander dalo to phisal k pura ander chala jata hai-

phir ajibo gharib awaze aane lag jaati hen-

lakin aap bilkul nahi ghabrana, confidence se lage rehna aur us waqt tak na nikalna jab tak kam pura nahi ho jata.

ATM CARD
atm machine se.

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written by manasi

Wo kya hay jo Kabhi Patla aata hay, to Kabhi Mota?
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Aray Bhaiyya Kela…
Pata nhi kya kya sochte rehte ho

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written by manasi

Kuch lardkiyan khare ho kar deti hai
Kuch ladkiyan bend hu kar deti hai
Kuch ladkiyan tu beht kar deti hai

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Jharoo.

written by manasi

I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurant
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

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written by manasi

Pehly bahon main uthana,
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Phir kiss kerna,
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Phir bed per letana,
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Pher tangain uthana,
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Uf
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Kitna
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Mushkil hay,
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Bachay ko pamper pehnana.

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