Oct 28

Boy: You are sunshine of my life, without you life is cloudy, you are in my heart like rainy water for barren land Girl: Janu! Is it proposal or weather report?

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Oct 28

why r boys so careless & irresponsible?
b’coz
they know that somewhere a sweet & innocent girl is learning 2 be responsible 4 them anyway …

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Oct 28

Bus me se 1 ladki ne bahar khade ladke se Pucha-
Kaun Sa Shahar Hai yeh?

Ladka- apna mob. no. do fir Bataunga..
Ladki- Hey Bhagwan!
“Berhampur” Aa Gaya

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Oct 28

In America
Daughter: Dad,
I got married yesterday evening.
I forgot to inform u.
Dady: It’s ok my child. But next time Dnt forget to invite me

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Oct 28

Larki:
Musibat k waqt hamesha muskaraty rehna chahiye
Larka:
Is liye to main tumhain dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon. . . . :->

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Oct 28

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Oct 28

Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota hai?

Girl chup rahi,

Teacher: Ghussay Se Jawab do Zero me 1Dalen to kiya hota hai?

Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota hai .

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Oct 28

Girl : Plz Send Me Some Good Jokes.

BOY : Mai Parh Raha Hoon

GIRL : Oh Sorry Dear Continue Ur Studies..

Boy: Darling Yehi To Joke Tha !!:P

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Oct 01

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On”",
I Have Coins!

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