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Jan 26
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Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
But
Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
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Boy Thought For A While
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Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON’T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics
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Oct 30
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Girl: How much do u love me?
Boy: Look up at the sky.
Girl: Don’t change the subject!
Boy: Just do it!
Girl: Alright! What am I looking at?
Boy: Count how many stars there are.
Girl: Impossible.
Boy: So is explaining how much I love you …
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Oct 30
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Boy To Girl: Why d0 you love a rose, which dies in a day. But don’t love me, who dies for you everyday? Girl Replied: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Oye hoye … Dialogue!!
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Oct 30
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Boys get mad easily, but usually do not show it.
Girls get sad easily and can cry like crazy! …
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Boys care about the quantity of love!.
Girls care about the quality of love …
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Boys can forget, but can not forgive.
Girls can forgive, but can not forget! …
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Boys can never reject a girl’s add friend request
But girls often reject it just to feel powerful!!
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Boys prefer the phrase “Boys vs Girls”
Girls INSIST on saying “Girls vs Boys” !! ![]()
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Oct 30
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Ladki: Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.
Ladka (sharmate huye): Kuch bhi ho main shaadi tumse he karunga,
Aunty se kehna mujhe bhool jaye.
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Oct 30
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Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi
O ZARA zara TOUCH ME touch me touch me!
Tabhi 1 ladka utha or lardi ko chu lia or
Bola himmat hy to aage Gaa k dikha!!’
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Oct 30
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I want to end this relationship,
i wil return you everything which you gave me!
Boy:
ok! lets start with
“Kisses”
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Oct 30
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Girl:Kya kr rahe ho
Boy:Makhiya mar rha hu
G:Kitni mari
B:3male 2 female
G:Kese pata?
B:3 Beer bottle pe the aur 2 Phone se chipki thi
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Oct 30
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Boy : I Love Your Eyes.
Girl : Know What Makes Them
Prettier . . . ?
…Boy : What . . . ?
Girl : Your Reflection. .
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Oct 30
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BOY: TERI JUDAI ME NEEND URTI HAI CHAIN KHOTA
HAI JAAN JAATI HAI OR DIL ROTA HAI,
GIRL: DOCTOR KO DIKHA LE BETA Q K DENGI
VIRUS BHI AISE HI HOTA HAI!.
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