Pool table is the only cool table..

Since it teaches u how to play wid BALLS
& concentrate on many HOLES,
using only one STICK!!

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Women’s nature as per bra size..

30″ – innocent

32″ – Calm

34″ – Defensive

36″ – Sexy

38″ – Hot

40″ – Aggressive

42″ – Out of control

44″ - neighbor’s pride, owner cries

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When I was 10,

Rubber meant eraser..
ass meant donkey..
pussy meant rooster..

What a way the english language has changed !!

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Ladki : condom dena

Salesman : konsi company ka du behenji?

Ladki : acha wala dena, jisse tumhari BEHEN ka ijjat bani rahe
our tum MAMA na ban jao

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Cpl ne sex code rakha – “kapde dhona”

Pati – kapde dhona hain, washing machine kholo
biwi – abhi nhi,

1hr baad..

biwi – ab machine ready hain
pati – ap kya? maine kapde hath se dho liye

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Patni bahut dino baad mayke ja rahi thi..

Pati : kuch chahiye?

Patni : ha apna wala kaat ke de do..
mujhe maza bhi ata rahega our aap par shaq bhi nahi hoga!! :-/

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Salim : Humare ammi or abba humse itni mohabat krte the k
sari raat wo dono hume sulane k liye khud jaga karte the

Wazir : Aapke isi kaminepan k wjah se aap ek lotey reh gaye

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happiness is like a “Penis”
it always looks small if u hold it in ur own hands.
but when u learn to share it, U realize how big it can be..

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Say who is guilty

Wife dreaming in the midnight & suddenly shouts “Quick my husband is back.”

Man gets up, jumps out of the window n realises damn, I am the husband

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