Larki T-shirt pe billi ki picture ko dekh ke larka ghurne laga
Girl: kabhi billi nahi dekhi?
boy: billi to dekhi hai par doodh ki rakhwali karte PEHLI bar dekhi hai..!

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Maa 16 saal ki beti ka school bag check kar rahi thi,
oha se 1 condom mila..

Maa – Sharm nhi aati ,
is umar me bag me ye rakhti ho

Beti – To kya is umar me Maa ban jau?

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mechanical engineer wife calls his husband that tumhara spare part aa gaya hai (usko bacha hua)
then husband say check karo niche nut hai ya bolt

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A TC in a train fines 400 for no ticket.

He charged 1st girl Rs 300 who was wearing sleevless

Rs 200 to 2nd who was wearing sleevles &backless

Rs100 to 3rd who ws wearing sleevless, backless and a mini skirt

He charged Rs 0 to the 4th one…

Why???

U Dirty mind…

She had the ticket!!!

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Pehli dafa insaan jab dalta he to nervous hota hai-

Ahista se ander dalo to phisal k pura ander chala jata hai-

phir ajibo gharib awaze aane lag jaati hen-

lakin aap bilkul nahi ghabrana, confidence se lage rehna aur us waqt tak na nikalna jab tak kam pura nahi ho jata.

ATM CARD
atm machine se.

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Pehly bahon main uthana,
.
Phir kiss kerna,
.
Phir bed per letana,
.
Pher tangain uthana,
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Uf
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Kitna
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Mushkil hay,
.
Bachay ko pamper pehnana.

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KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??

Wo MotA sA,

Aas-PAAs bAAL,

NArAM-NArAM

UpEr sE CoVEr…

NEvEr??

JhooT boLTE ho?

KAbhi BHUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p

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Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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