Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………

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In an African Safari, a LION suddenly bounced on Sardar’s wife. Wife- Shoot him! Shoot him! Sardar- Yes yes wait… I’m changing the battery of my camera.

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A bus fell into lake, everyone swimmed across to save their lives.

Suddenly Sardar jumps in searches for someone, when asked whom he seaching for.

Sardar said, “Sala conductor ne change nahi diya tha.”

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Sardaron K Gaon Me Nadi Per Pull Bn Gya
Engineer: Boht Acha Ho Gya Hai

Santa : Han Ji, Pehly Dhoop Me Tair K Nadi Paar Krte Thy,
Ub Saaye Me Kren Gy…

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Once a Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away. Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field. Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said ” Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha…

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TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY …. =P =DI

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Once Rajnikanth got chance to bowl against Sachin Tendulkar,
That was the day when Rajni got to know that he is also a human…
In cricket there is only one god

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Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
But
Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
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Boy Thought For A While
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Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON’T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics

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Ami kono pagol noi j paglami korbo

R metal noi j matlami korbo

Ami chaglu…paglu r metal k

Majhkhane lotkiye shala gunto marbo

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In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

written by manasi \\ tags: hindi funny sardar messages